Big Bird Laid an Egg

Look what I found!

Gotta be a turkey egg. Interestingly, I found it in the machine shed right next to the pans I use for feeding the cats. Oops! I doubt that there's any baby turkey in it, since I've only seen a hen wandering around here and no toms for a long time. The egg is cracked on the other side, too, so it'd never hatch, anyway.

Scrambled egg, anyone?